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LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen

by Disasterina

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1.
I'm going to rip it off and throw it to the dogs I'll make you feel small I'll refuse to take your calls I'll blow up social media you'll never delete my mean streak It's not my week I feel like a freak…OUT! I'm gonna freak out! because sometimes you feel like a bitch bitch bitch because sometimes you feel like a bitch bitch bitch because sometimes you feel like a bitch HA HA! I pity you boo... cuss i feel like a bitch and I'm gonna be a bitch bitch bitch to you! Just be thankful I'm not like this every day You should know by now when to stay away I feel a fit a scream a yell boiling up straight from hell off my meds I'm rosy red…OFF with your head because sometimes you feel like a bitch bitch bitch because sometimes you feel like a bitch bitch bitch because sometimes you feel like a bitch HA HA! I pity you boo... cuss i feel like a bitch and I'm gonna be a bitch bitch bitch to you! sometimes you feel like a bitch sometimes you feel like a bitch sometimes you feel like a bitch and sometimes you feel like a bitch I'm a bitch today what you gonna do? i'm a bitch sue me fuck you! I'm a bitch today what you gonna do? i'm a bitch so sue me fuck you!
2.
Skanky Puss 03:53
How did this happen? Wait a minute it's all coming back to me now I remember now now where's that microphone? I'm going to tell the world what happened Here we go You saw my skanky pussy in a porno / took it like a champ Well I guess it was no secret / everybody knew I was methed out at the Rite Aid I was looking cheap, dirty and nasty / she's a disaster You could smell me from a county mile away / stinks to high heaven I was white trash, sleazy, cie vous plait / Sprechen sie Deutsch You came to see me in the trailer park got your fix and took some tasty pics / amateur photos I'm a skanky puss what can I say? skanky skanky puss Take it to the pussy hole I'm a skanky puss what can I say? skanky skanky puss Slam dunk and touchdown, Buster Brown i know it was wet down there / damp on the south side and the cunt was a bit runny / milky white discharge oooooh but we sure had lots of good fun, hunty / you got your rocks off i hopped up and down on your balls / she's a ball buster but that was not all / take some more viagra I slipped a monster dildo up your manhole You took it to the house on my blouse / thats good shit I'm a skanky puss what can I say? skanky skanky puss Take it to the pussy hole I'm a skanky puss what can I say? skanky skanky puss Slam dunk and touchdown, Buster Brown ooh I know you love my Skanky Pussy
3.
Go For Sushi 03:07
Tokyo a gogo go for sushi Tokyo a gogo go for sushi meet me in Tokyo it will be a gogo you've got an Godzilla appetite you are a like a groupie for my sushi tonight I so fishy on the dishy I so fishy so delishy! Me love you long time if dong not too long So open up and nibble on my jumbo prawn Tokyo a gogo go for sushi Tokyo a gogo go for sushi put down your chop sticks and go get your tasty licks I'm your wasabi mommy so raw and fresh I'm such a catch on the bottom trawl your net I'll be your tamagotchi pet tuna for lunch and clams for dinner don't make me suffer hunty, no beginners Tokyo a gogo go for sushi Tokyo a gogo go for sushi go for sushi lick my coochie go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go go for sushi go go dive like dolphin go go suck like octopus blow like blowfish wiggle like tadpole go go go for sushi what is it? Is it an earthquake? is it a tsunami? no it is Godzilla aaaaugh
4.
Eat Hair 04:08
are you hungry? for something long and thin? Something delicious often found in the dust bin low in calories the texture oh so stringy get it stuck in your teeth when you're down there near my thingy hunty eat hair eat eat hair do you dare? take off your underwear and eat my hair! get down there... take it to the limit now take it to the limit now take it take it take it to the limit now and eat my hair that bitch rapunzel she was holding out she could've fed the poor but she locked herself up in a crack house now that slut delilah she had the right idea. to cut off samson's seven flowing locks and then she licked her chops take it to the limit now take it take it take it to the limit now wacha gonna do eat that hair eat hair eat eat hair do you dare? take off your underwear and eat my hair! get down there... aack acck! I've got a hair ball aack acck! it's awful i'm choking you got it hair let down your tasty hair i love jerry curl carpaccio bouffant bon bons comb over crumpets and pickled pigtails I adore fricasseed pompadours cornrow casserole mullet manicotti updo al a mode eat hair
5.
here comes the choo choo I'm ram-rod for your caboose you better watch your speed Casey Jones you silly goose Like a high ball artist I'm nose to ass Let of some steam you've got me flying off the tracks Once we're married I'll never let you go full whistle stop the answer is no You'll marry me or I'll knock you in the head Put your Boxcar Willie back in your pants instead Ill tie you to the rails I won't be foiled again If I can't have you no one can what are you doing? you're tying me to the rails help somebody help she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes I see her coming round the mountain now you're gonna get it she'll be comin' round the mountain she's getting closer you'll get your just desserts almost here here comes the choo choo
6.
I am the witch Sarah Good my appalling reputation precedes me I was hanged at Salem Town but I'm back with my poppet to cast a spell on you Cotton Mather was right Creatures inhabit the invisible world Satan is present and active on earth With dark rituals he will bind us together don't you see? demons are alive demons are alive demons are alive they fly I'll make you cry outloud I'll make the devil pinch, choke, and bite I'll make you lose control over your body I'll make you climb up the chimney I'll make you flap your arms like a bird I'll make you bark like a dog I'll make you utter strange sounds You'll suffer molestations from the invisible world I'll make you scream demons are alive demons are alive demons are alive they fly
7.
I can see you looking at me your eyes are like a telescope in the disco club tonight I feel so sexy boom boom you want to put it in my yumpa don't you? mmmm, I might let you if you treat me like trash if you treat me like trash won't you treat me like the trash I am like trash if you treat me like trash if you treat me like trash like trash choke me out in the dirty dirty boys room your beard so scratchy going to give me a rashy I'm chasing the dragon in my fag wagon beep beep beep beep David Bowie so high in heaven gonna snort his ashes so I can meet him beep beep I got a half glazed donut stuck in my hair i'm looking up at a filthy toilet I don't know where I am and I can't move boom boom
8.
I love you so much I love I love I love the way you look tonight Very Boy Fashion I'm your perfect fantasy walking down the runway the runway is my way so get out of my way The glitter and sparkling clothing holds my sexy body like a cheesy taco in the heat of Saint-Tropez! Look with your adoring eyes and drool with your dirty desirous little mouth So exciting I'm plastic, I'm vinyl I'm a sexy flesh robot in my strapy skyscraper heels But not for you to touch hunty You can not afford this glamorous disaster Even Carl Lagerfeld had to mortgage his castle in Monaco just for the chance to clip my toenails Will I be your Very Boy? Very Boy Fashion so exciting I'm your Very Boy I love, I love, I love the way you look tonight Yes, I know you do hunty

about

Disasterina is Los Angeles' Most Disastrous Drag Queen. She is a bizarre enigma from an undetermined foreign place who skips in oblivion through the minefield of life wearing skyscraper heels. Audibly gushing with a visible clit boner, see her stir up a whirlwind of horror as she blows your mind... and other parts. She's a hilarious and energetic performer, a kooky comedy YouTube queen, a visionary creator of trashy house music, and now a cast member of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula reality competition show, Season 2.

For more information check out: www.disasterina.com

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released October 20, 2017

All songs written by Disasterina except:
Eat Hair (Atom Smith)
Treat Me Like Trash (Art Bertik)

Mixed and Mastered by Atom Smith

Vocals by Ave Rose on 3, 5, 6.
Vocals by Adam Maloney on 5

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